Delilah :)

	Can I be a bother, real fast?

		what's up?

	I think I'm going to wear this for you tonight. Do you like it?

		omg delilah

	That a yes or a no, love?

		youre so hot!!

	Oh, go on!

		what do you want me to say!? look at you!! gawd!

		also i'm not sure, but isn't that thing you're doing with your hand like a rude gesture?

	You think I'm making an obscene gesture at you? Would you like that, or-?

		no, no!

		well. maybe- it depends

		but it's just one of those things you know? where an innocuous thing like a downward peace sign ends up being like a signal for some kind of slur or something?

	I think I get it lol.

		anyway! you don't have to look this sexy for me, delilah! it's a stupid horror movie at your apartment! you could just wear sweatpants like i always do!

	Pish posh. Can't a girl dress up for her own sake? Your enthusiastic comments are always a welcome bonus, though!

	Care to show me how "enthusiastic" you really are, later?

		pft!

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