Rose
-AND IF I SEE YOU ON THIS PORCH AGAIN, I'M CALLING THE COPS!
Kat
...
Kat
Could have gone better.
Delilah
Ahaha! Get out! You really pissed her off, huh? Do you think she would have called the cops on you?
Kat
I didn't want to take that chance! You should have heard her screaming!
Delilah
Well, yeah! I'd be screaming too if my kid's friend just started rooting through my bloody emotional closet! What were you hoping to accomplish with that move!?
Kat
I dunno. I hoped that after all this time she'd be open to talking about her and Rachel's falling out.
Delilah
Sorry to say, dear, but parents finding out their kid's gay doesn't just magically wash off in a few years.
Delilah
Especially if they're devout. I've seen that plenty with my mates.
Kat
How about you? Is that how it went with your parents?
Delilah
Oh, naah. If anything, they're kind of annoyingly progressive when it comes to that stuff. You know the type. We don't always agree totally, but I appreciate that they're open to it all.
Kat
That's really nice, though!
Delilah
What about you?
Kat
Uh- what about me?
