My title is MIRANDA. I am a curator from a distant past of this world.

Some may also refer to me as the DIVINER, but I digress.

I have played witness to a rich history of other figments like myself wresting to make sense of this patched land by seizing control of its inner workings.

If that meant committing unspeakable violence on their part, so be it.

Unfortunately, I do not have the time to express every detail of the events that led me to this phone call.

This is a payphone- after all- and I am not sure what currency exchanges for more time to speak, so it is best to assume I am very limited.

Regardless, my retelling will likely be riddled with false or misinterpreted information to you.